smack that ass from 8 feet away
more like smack my own damn eye every fucking time
More like get the sunnuvabitch stuck to the ceiling
One time I slung one on the ceiling to piss my mom off the next day she saw it and scraped it off with a broom and it left a HUGE oil mark in the shape of the hand.
one time my brother and I were messing around with one and it got stuck to the middle of the ceiling, we managed to get the hand part down, but a piece of the handley bit was stuck because it snapped as he was pulling it down. So we climbed up on his bunk bed and tried to scrape it down with a giant pencil, and to this day there’s these weird pencil marks on the ceiling that my mom assumes is from the previous homeowner.